STUPID ROBBER AND ME.
"GREEN" DAY.
me walking along a lonely alley after basketball match.
Robber TRIED to scare me by hiding at a corner.
Robber : Boo !
Me : =.=" what? you try to scare me? i was been scared by a lot of people le.your's is nothing.
Robber : oh..
Me : Hey today hari raya you sure got alot of "customer" right?
Robber : Nah..i dont want to get GREEN(jealous)
Me : WTF !! you robber so picky one arh muz choose color!
Robber : ya la ya la...hand me your phone
Me : OH YA TALKING ABOUT MY PHONE YOU !@#$%^&* YOU LAST TIME SLAM MY PHONE ON THE GROUND STILL DARE ASK ME !
Robber : ...(heads down)
Me : OK i pity you..nah hand you my NEW GREEN PHONE!
Me hand my Green handphone to the robber.
Robber : AH !!!!!!!!!
The robber ran off.
i stood there,thinking" wah first time no need call police wor! i so pro! "
To be Continued.
HAPPY HARI RAYA HAJI !!!
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