Robber & Me- No.1

STUPID ROBBER AND ME.
THE 1ST ENCOUNTER.

A robber rushes up to me.
He points a knife near my apple.

Robber : "Hey you !"
Me : "AHHHHHHH"
Robber : "Shut up before I kill you!"
Me : "You kill me then I will not scream lar,idiot"
Robber : "=.="
Me : "So,what do you want?"
Robber : "I want your handphone,your money,your EZ-link,your..."
Me : "In short my valuables lar?!"
Robber : "yeah...(heads down)"
Robber : "Hand me your handphone first !!"
Me : "Ok wait,let me make a phone call first."

too-too-too(number pressing)

Me : "Hey friend,my handphone is going to be robbed by a robber.Help me call the police because I cant.Thanks hor later I treat you kopi."
Robber : "HEY WHY ARE YOU CALLING YOUR FRIEND?"
Me : "HEY IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO CALL OTHERS YOU CAN SNATCH AWAY THE PHONE FROM MY HAND RIGHT?IDIOT ROBBER !!"
Robber : "YOU CALL ME ONE MORE TIME "IDIOT ROBBER" AND I WILL REALLY KILL YOU !!"
Me : "KILL ME LAR !!"

ee-orh-ee-orh-ee-orh (police car's siren)
The robber runs away.
To be Continued.