Robber & Me - no.2

STUPID ROBBER AND ME
Handphone Arguement

Feeling moody,I'm walking back home alone after school.
(Robber sneaks behind me and points a knife near my lung area)

Me :what you want? today you better don't make me irritated if not I'll really call the police.Robber:Hey how do you know it's me?
Me :WHO WILL IN BROAD DAY LIGHT POINTS A KNIFE BEHIND YOUR BACK OTHER THEN A ROBBER? IDIOT...
Robber:Hmm..true true.

Robber:Why are you feeling so sian today?
Me :Ain't you gonna ask for money and run away?
Robber:Don't want lar...see you so sad today I'll let you off, but you cannot call the police hor.

too-too-too( phone ringing)

Me :Hello. Hey my friend good timing you called.please help me call the police to check my area around for a person holding a knife.He seems kind of  an adult but with a stupid brain...

(robber slapped my phone away)

Robber:You leave me with no choice,brother ! Hand me your handphone !
Me :You have just slapped the handphone on to the ground =.=
Robber:oh yar :P
Me :And by the way I did not hang up the phone, and so my friend did heard what you just say to me and he will report it to the police.Robber:FREAK YOU LAR.

(robber ran away crying.)

Moral of the story: treasure your handphone then any other stuff.It's a life saver.

To be continued.