RAM- no4

STUPID ROBBER AND ME.
Basket-parang?

me walking along THE lonely alley Again after basketball match.
Robber walked towards me.
Robber was not carrying his knife..BUT A BIG PARANG !!

Robber : You better give me some cash before this parang lands on your leg !!
Me :Only butter fingers will you then drop the parang and land on my leg. What supz with you today?
Robber : ALL MY CUSTOMER,INCLUDING YOU,USED HANDPHONE TO TRICK ME AROUND AND AROUND. AND I HAD ENOUGH. FOR THIS TIME I AM GOING TO BE CRUEL AND MEAN FOR ALL I CARE.GIVE ME YOUR...

Robber saw my basketball.

Me : want to try?
Robber : OK^^(a sudden change of emotion)

Robber having fun with the basketball.

Me : Ok i got to go,give me back my basketball.
Robber :NO ! be glad i only "rob" your basketball rather then your cash.
Me : I RATHER THROW MY HANDPHONE TO YOU THEN TO GIVE UP MY BASKETBALL.
Robber : I DONT CARE
Me : OK THEN PREPARED TO DIE CAUSE I AM GOING TO CHUNK MY GREEN PHONE INTO YOUR POCKET.

action of me chunking handphone into Robber pocket started.
ee-orh-ee-orh(police car siren)

Officer Louis: Hey what you two guys doing on the floor.Guys, Get them!

Robber ran away.

Me:Officer Louis,that guy tried to fool around with my basketball and ask me for cash.

To be Continued.

P.s. I am finding no link for this story.Sorry if this story does not bring out anything to you.
I ran out of ideas...

RAM- no3

STUPID ROBBER AND ME.
"GREEN" DAY.

me walking along a lonely alley after basketball match.
Robber TRIED to scare me by hiding at a corner.

Robber : Boo !
Me : =.=" what? you try to scare me? i was been scared by a lot of people le.your's is nothing.
Robber : oh..
Me : Hey today hari raya you sure got alot of "customer" right?
Robber : Nah..i dont want to get GREEN(jealous)
Me : WTF !! you robber so picky one arh muz choose color!
Robber : ya la ya la...hand me your phone
Me : OH YA TALKING ABOUT MY PHONE YOU !@#$%^&* YOU LAST TIME SLAM MY PHONE ON THE GROUND STILL DARE ASK ME !
Robber : ...(heads down)
Me : OK i pity you..nah hand you my NEW GREEN PHONE!

Me hand my Green handphone to the robber.

Robber : AH !!!!!!!!!

The robber ran off.
i stood there,thinking" wah first time no need call police wor! i so pro! "
To be Continued.

HAPPY HARI RAYA HAJI !!!

Robber & Me - no.2

STUPID ROBBER AND ME
Handphone Arguement

Feeling moody,I'm walking back home alone after school.
(Robber sneaks behind me and points a knife near my lung area)

Me :what you want? today you better don't make me irritated if not I'll really call the police.Robber:Hey how do you know it's me?
Me :WHO WILL IN BROAD DAY LIGHT POINTS A KNIFE BEHIND YOUR BACK OTHER THEN A ROBBER? IDIOT...
Robber:Hmm..true true.

Robber:Why are you feeling so sian today?
Me :Ain't you gonna ask for money and run away?
Robber:Don't want lar...see you so sad today I'll let you off, but you cannot call the police hor.

too-too-too( phone ringing)

Me :Hello. Hey my friend good timing you called.please help me call the police to check my area around for a person holding a knife.He seems kind of  an adult but with a stupid brain...

(robber slapped my phone away)

Robber:You leave me with no choice,brother ! Hand me your handphone !
Me :You have just slapped the handphone on to the ground =.=
Robber:oh yar :P
Me :And by the way I did not hang up the phone, and so my friend did heard what you just say to me and he will report it to the police.Robber:FREAK YOU LAR.

(robber ran away crying.)

Moral of the story: treasure your handphone then any other stuff.It's a life saver.

To be continued.

Robber & Me- No.1

STUPID ROBBER AND ME.
THE 1ST ENCOUNTER.

A robber rushes up to me.
He points a knife near my apple.

Robber : "Hey you !"
Me : "AHHHHHHH"
Robber : "Shut up before I kill you!"
Me : "You kill me then I will not scream lar,idiot"
Robber : "=.="
Me : "So,what do you want?"
Robber : "I want your handphone,your money,your EZ-link,your..."
Me : "In short my valuables lar?!"
Robber : "yeah...(heads down)"
Robber : "Hand me your handphone first !!"
Me : "Ok wait,let me make a phone call first."

too-too-too(number pressing)

Me : "Hey friend,my handphone is going to be robbed by a robber.Help me call the police because I cant.Thanks hor later I treat you kopi."
Robber : "HEY WHY ARE YOU CALLING YOUR FRIEND?"
Me : "HEY IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO CALL OTHERS YOU CAN SNATCH AWAY THE PHONE FROM MY HAND RIGHT?IDIOT ROBBER !!"
Robber : "YOU CALL ME ONE MORE TIME "IDIOT ROBBER" AND I WILL REALLY KILL YOU !!"
Me : "KILL ME LAR !!"

ee-orh-ee-orh-ee-orh (police car's siren)
The robber runs away.
To be Continued.