robber and me

RAM- no4

2009-11-11T03:00:00.001-08:00

STUPID ROBBER AND ME.
Basket-parang?

me walking along THE lonely alley Again after basketball match.
Robber walked towards me.
Robber was not carrying his knife..BUT A BIG PARANG !!

Robber : You better give me some cash before this parang lands on your leg !!
Me :Only butter fingers will you then drop the parang and land on my leg. What supz with you today?
Robber : ALL MY CUSTOMER,INCLUDING YOU,USED HANDPHONE TO TRICK ME AROUND AND AROUND. AND I HAD ENOUGH. FOR THIS TIME I AM GOING TO BE CRUEL AND MEAN FOR ALL I CARE.GIVE ME YOUR...

Robber saw my basketball.

Me : want to try?
Robber : OK^^(a sudden change of emotion)

Robber having fun with the basketball.

Me : Ok i got to go,give me back my basketball.
Robber :NO ! be glad i only "rob" your basketball rather then your cash.
Me : I RATHER THROW MY HANDPHONE TO YOU THEN TO GIVE UP MY BASKETBALL.
Robber : I DONT CARE
Me : OK THEN PREPARED TO DIE CAUSE I AM GOING TO CHUNK MY GREEN PHONE INTO YOUR POCKET.

action of me chunking handphone into Robber pocket started.
ee-orh-ee-orh(police car siren)

Officer Louis: Hey what you two guys doing on the floor.Guys, Get them!

Robber ran away.

Me:Officer Louis,that guy tried to fool around with my basketball and ask me for cash.

To be Continued.

P.s. I am finding no link for this story.Sorry if this story does not bring out anything to you.
I ran out of ideas...

RAM- no3

2009-11-11T02:59:00.001-08:00

STUPID ROBBER AND ME.
"GREEN" DAY.

me walking along a lonely alley after basketball match.
Robber TRIED to scare me by hiding at a corner.

Robber : Boo !
Me : =.=" what? you try to scare me? i was been scared by a lot of people le.your's is nothing.
Robber : oh..
Me : Hey today hari raya you sure got alot of "customer" right?
Robber : Nah..i dont want to get GREEN(jealous)
Me : WTF !! you robber so picky one arh muz choose color!
Robber : ya la ya la...hand me your phone
Me : OH YA TALKING ABOUT MY PHONE YOU !@#$%^&* YOU LAST TIME SLAM MY PHONE ON THE GROUND STILL DARE ASK ME !
Robber : ...(heads down)
Me : OK i pity you..nah hand you my NEW GREEN PHONE!

Me hand my Green handphone to the robber.

Robber : AH !!!!!!!!!

The robber ran off.
i stood there,thinking" wah first time no need call police wor! i so pro! "
To be Continued.

HAPPY HARI RAYA HAJI !!!

RAM- no2

2009-11-11T02:58:00.000-08:00

STUPID ROBBER AND ME
Handphone arguement

feeling moody,i walked back home alone after school.
(robber sneak behind me and point a knife near my lung area)

Me :what you want? today you better dont make me irritated if not i will really call the police.
Robber:Hey how do you know it's me?
Me :WHO WILL IN BROADLIGHT DAY POINTS A KNIFE BEHIND YOUR BACK OTHER THEN A ROBBER?IDIOT
Robber:hmm..true true.

Robber:Why today you feeling so sian?
Me :aint you gonna ask for money and run away?
Robber:dont want lar...see you so sad today i let you off. But you cannot call the police hor.

too-too-too( phone ringing)

Me :Hello. Hey friend good time you called.please help me call the police to check my area around for a person holding a knife.He seems kind of adult but with a stupid brain...

(robber slapped my phone away)

Robber:you left me with no choice,brother ! Hand me your handphone !
Me :you have just slapped the handphone on to the ground =.=
Robber:oh yar :P
Me :and by the way i did not hang up the phone so my friend did heard what you just say to me and will report it to the police.
Robber:FREAK YOU LAR.

(robber ran away crying.)

Moral of the story: treasure your handphone then any other stuff.It's a life saver.

To be continued.

RAM- no1

2009-11-11T02:57:00.001-08:00

STUPID ROBBER AND ME.
THE 1ST ENCOUNTER.

A robber rushed up to me.
He points a knife near my apple.

Robber : "hey you !"
Me : "AHHHHHHH"
Robber : "Shut up before i kill you!"
Me : "you kill me then i will not scream lar,idiot"
Robber : "=.="
Me : "so,what you want?"
Robber : "I want your handphone,your money,your EZ-link,your..."
Me : "In short my valueble lar?!"
Robber : "yeah...(heads down)"
Robber : "Hand me your handphone first !!"
Me : "ok wait,i make a phone call first."

too-too-too(number pressing)

Me : "Hey friend,my handphone is going to be robbed by a robber.Help me call the police because i cant.Thanks hor later i treat you kopi."
Robber : "HEY WHY ARE YOU CALLING YOUR FRIEND?"
Me : "HEY IF YOU DONT WANT ME TO CALL OTHERS YOU CAN SNATCH THE PHONE FROM MY HAND RIGHT?IDIOT ROBBER !!"
Robber : "YOU CALL ME ONE MORE TIME IDIOT ROBBER I WILL REALLY KILL YOU !!"
Me : "KILL ME LAR !!"

ee-orh-ee-orh-ee-orh (police car's siren)
The robber ran off.
To be Continued.